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|____|ast evening I got the talk request :

	Message from Talk_Daemon@my_host at 22:34 ...  
	talk: connection requested by hacker@destroy.all.org.   
	talk: respond with:  talk hacker@destroy.all.org        
                                              
I typed talk hacker@destroy.all.org :
 
...

Hacker: Hello ! I'm a hacker. 

Me: Hacker ? Are you sellin' something?

Hacker: No, no ! I'm just going to do a little mess on your system. Give
me your password!

Me: No, you'll install WIN 95 on my hard drive. 

Hacker: I won't ! Promise ! I'll just sniff, spoof, crack.... 

Me: I don't know.... You're not working for Bill ? 

Hacker: Sure not ! I'm just breaking in , deleting some user's
directories, stealing your software etc. 

Me: And you won't download any Win 95 demos ? ....

Hacker: I just want to get your root's password. Give me yours !

Me: Ok... My password is HATE_W95 .

Hacker: Hate Windows 95 ????? You're bad ! But you'll change your mind
when I download you this beautifull demo of our marvellous system 
W I N D O W S  9 5  we're selling ......

[despair system shutdown]


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` @ @ ' based upon the Python's sketch "Burglar/Encyclopedia Salesman" 
 > Y <  Monty Python po polsku : http://tempac.fuw.edu.pl/~dsier/monty/
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